Barely a week after a JAMB official claimed a mysterious snake swallowed N36million from the office, Kaduna Senator Shehu Sani put out a statement that N70 Million which belonged to Northern Senators’ Forum have been carted away by monkeys in a farm house, how possible is this?
Sani made this statement while he explained the circumstances that led to the removal of the Chairman of the Northern Senators’ Forum, Just like government personnel predictably and blatantly use ill health to slow down court proceedings during embezzlement trials, is animal accusation another super story the law maker to consider enacting laws to apprehend?
While we phantom the remake of Snake In The Monkey Shadow in Nigerian government, 4, 781 bags of rice report by the Federal Government for the Internally Displaced Persons Camp at Edo state also went missing yesterday and arguments to find the culprit has since ensued since then. With no name yet to be mentioned, should we expect a bird accusation this time for eating the entire bags of rice? Express your passion in the comment section.